Meeting the boss - sorry, bush of course
After yesterdays weather turbulences held me up talking to the leader of the local steering committee - I was lucky today. Jaaa haaa.
The leader is clearly distinguishable from the local inhabitants. He is fat, ugly, has the hands full of dirty money and loves to smoke big cigars. In general I found him not to be a heartly person - hard to belive he holds the power and the destiny of this planet in his hands. I also don’t understand why the locals call him Bush instead of Boss - although he appears to me more like a big animal.
Anyhow, we had an interesting conversation about his plans to conquer the universe under the cover of fighting space pirates. For real it turned out he gives a shit to protect his species but he is only after the resources of distant galaxies - especially after crude Muppetblood used to fuel the local vessels. It seems some Alien technology transfer is urgently necessary for alternative energy ressources. This will be part of our negociations during my next visit.
This is truely a very strange planet - beautiful, kind and welcoming natives but a disgusting, unfriendly leader. See the picture where we meet in front of the Capitol and judge yourself…
