Philly’s Countryside
After some restless sleep I got wiser and reserved a bed in Philly for two nights. Four stars - nothing less after this crap.
Making my way out of the suburbs of Baltimore, I clearly realized the unique location of my resting place. Right in the middle of the industrial area where not many Orange or White Aliens have made their way into. Especially the hotel probably has never seen a White Alien before …
Taking the legendary route 1 going straight to Philly was a true breeze. Quite similar to the countryside of Orangina with just two differences. First they plant crop and raise cattle rather than mushrooms and Muppets. And second the odor is quite similar to the toxic waste rather than the beatiful shroomi smell in the field back home.
Anyhow I enjoyed the ride pretty much and the landing in Philly was soft without any dust - thanks to the ancient Alien GPS techonlogy transfer former visitors initiated. Jaaa haa.
Short after my arrival I discovered a false rumor. The claim of “wireless city” is a fake or a vision of future. Not even at the Aliens welcome center they serve access to the network. Nevertheless I like the city - even though it took me some time to discover the starsucks with its wireless net…
