American nature
This country is truely a great nation and has some advantages we are missing on Orangina. This is probably one reason why my mission and the offical report is so important for the steering committe. It’s not only to find a new ressource for our fur to wear in the cold nights since Muppets are so highly endangered that hunting is strictly prohibited but there is more behind the scenes.
Today I even discovered two things at once we can learn from America. On Orangina we still use plenty of robots and machinery since Muppets to work in the household are diffcult to obtain nowadays. Here in the US they’ve rendered some of the machinery simply useless and superseed it with even higher advanced technology - probably imported from Yellowina.
To give you an example they don’t wash dishes by hand nor use Muppets or a dishwasher down here anymore. No. They have self inflating - and probably self deflating dishes for breakfast - at least in this highly advanced zero star motel. The clue is that you just grab a plate, use it and put it in a deflation container. What then happens and how it’s going to be cleand and inflated afterwards is still a mystical secret to me - but I’ll hopefully find out and bring this truely Superalien technology back home.
Along with this discovery goes another cool invention I was part experiencing of today. Its about how to reduce personal energy spending during a kajak trip. It’s simple and smart: Just take the vessel put it into some bigger Virtual Antimateria Nuclear power driven ship - in short van. Then take it up the river to let the smaller vessel float down with the current and let the passenger enjoy the trip without wasting energy. Simple, effective and very much fun.
These both cases show true American nature and I love it very much. Jaaa haaa.
