Memorial OBS
Of course there are special days on Orangina we celebrate no to forget. For example there is Muppetorial day the steering committee made a public holiday - for the Muppets of course, since Aliens don’t work physically. This is the official day to remember the day when hunting of muppets got prohibited. Of course every Alien regrets that pretty much and for exchange, so is our belive, we get a day of.
Anyhow, down here on Earth I found they have public holidays as well. For example they celebrate the whole weekend and Monday a day called Memorial Sale - as I found out watching TV. To be exact it’s actually Memorial OBS -
Ocean Beach Sale. And - of course - I had to participate in it to render my mission a success. Jaaa haaa.
Now, in the OBS the carbon based lifeforms clean their shit out and throw the garbage out on their yard. Easy - and even better - clever. Clever bacouse they make so called money out of it. Muppets and bypassers are asked to stop by and grab whatever they find from the garbage in exchange for small round pieces of metal or green printed paper we reproduced at an earlier time using our advanced Alien technology. Because this celebration looked like fun I took part of it and found in the waste a brand new personal BBQ table grill, a new grill fork - and even better highly sophisticated working gloves imported from Home - all in exchange for just 2.25 of that money - no bargaining necessary.
But this is still not the full story - of course. These humans start even to give out freshly BBQed Mupped meat for Memorial OBS too. Appearantly totally illegal but the don’t care at all since it’s for the OBS. Incredible but true.
I simply love the Memorial OBS but haven’t found out yet if there is even more about it. Stay tuned on this channel for an update.
