AC/OC and beyond
After some nice but fully packed and crowded beaches in Ocean City I finally survived the Memorial OBS - which has far more background than what’s promoted in the commercials - but this is not the topic of todays report summary.
Today it’s time for some brand new top secret discoveries during my travels along the beachline of NJ. A closer inspection of the Cape May suroundings clearly reveals that the steering committee has previously sent Orange agents down to Earth. It must have been at ancient times when hunting of Muppets was still allowed. Not only the leftovers of Muppet trap beacons to attract the Muppets can easily be found close to the beach but there is also a leftover of a tremendous Muppet meat cannery - the main entrance is clearly marked in Home colors. Jaaa haaa.
Moving further up the shoreline shows decent human activity on the beaches. But appearntly not to hunt Muppets but to pull out some still unspecified species off the ocean using practically invisible rope. Interestingly each time they pull a new species they compare it to a friend called Dick - and put it back into the water shortly after taking some posing shots with the animal - probably for their missing Dick.
Anyhow, even after that Dick confusion I contiuned my mission to AC - Atlantic City. This aged, run down bad copy of some vibrant desert citiy I visited during another mission is definetely a place to avoid. Unless one missed school for a couple of years and still belives the next million can easily be made at some slot machine. Even having missed the math class for a while does not necessarily mean one got blind. On the other hand this is my only conclusion why some humas don’t see the Trump imperia build from their just missed millions. This Trump trap is truely by far more clever than our ancient Muppet trap ever was. Jaaa haaa.
