Take it always to Max
Once the steering committee assigned me to this mission I felt quite happy that they had chosen me. One reason for their choice might be my former exploration missions to the Alien gathering that takes place once a year in a desert on Earth. Fortunately this event put me into the advantage of making lots of friends with the local carbon based species – which is important for the steering committee to find out whether there is still no intelligent life on Earth which makes a good base for a future expansion of our territory.
Anyhow, during my beach exploration mission driving up the coast from AC to NYC I was so lucky my Alien technology steering device took me to Max by coincidence. Jaaaa haaa. Yes, Max is a friend I meet in the desert first but didn’t discover her true values at that time. She is not only a very friendly, truly beautiful and a very bright human being but also she’s also a brilliant tour guide, a perfectly funny company and a strong party animal as there is none else to compare to on this planet. After a non Muppet but equally superb dinner where we ate water animals that due to their color after cooking might be related to our planet somehow, I was very satisfied, full, drunk and completely dumb after sharing this smoky green tea we had for desert. Well done, Max, well done!
As if this was not already enough she even invited me to stay at her house, showed me the area from a local’s perspective and took me out to a very interesting, funny and unique party – on a Sunday. It was not only unique we went on Sunday but also that the party was different of what I had expected. Of course I expected a party with girls half my age, most of them drunk and almost naked. Easy prey for an Orangian. Jaaa haaa – but nothing equal or even close was the case. Instead there were mostly well build half naked male species fondling and kissing each other on the dance floor like only the Muppets do on Orangina. This was a very funny and truly unique experience – far beyond my expectations and I enjoyed this evening pretty much since I was not aware I was sooo adorable…
My simple recommendation after this hilarious days in Breadly Beach – take it always to (the) Max and you’ll have a great time. Jaaa haaa.
Addendum - unfortunately short before reaching NYC the camera of this allmighty smartphone broke. That’s why there are currently no pictures available to the stories but we get it fixed shortly. The NYC stories are not written yet. Be prepared for some brand new discoveries to come.