Family Kidnapping
I know, I’m in trouble now. The steering committee has not received any reports during the last weeks - but I have a good excuse. I got kidnapped - not only once but several times in a row.
To make a long story short, it all started in Canada where I meet an artist who keept me dizzy while staying at his house.
(Insert picture of me totally dizzy petting the artist’s cat while smiling selfsufficiently)
Later in Detoid it got even worse and the continous delirium started at the first day of my arrival. Not enough I got kidnapped from other kidnappers while being kidnapped, the kidnappers constantly took me around and made me party every single day. The good news is, that I still remember who kidnapped me - even in the second degree - it was always young and beautiful girls. Jaaa haaaa.
As if one week of delirum was not enough the story continued in Chicago. I’m not sure anymore wether it was girls, martians or other Aliens who kidnapped me - the only thing I still remember is that I had very much fun and an awesome time with these guys and it didn’t really matter wether they were carbon based or not. There were just beautiful to me. Jaaa haaa.
Even though these species keept me kidnapped and druged somewhere in outer space - close to Mars, I belibe - I was able - due to our advanced genetic engeneering and my third eye - to retain some really clear shots of my memories and transfered them up to our mothership for in depth analysis.
When I just thought I got my consciousness back landing here in Colorado, I had a wonderful deja vue. The girls came back. Some very were very pretty, some had already a bit of grey hair, some looked like tiny leopards with a lila leash and some even just turned Lile. I don’t know anymore what’s real or if it’s still the outer space delirium.
I’m just brainless and need your help. Please take me somewhere.
Jaaa haaa!